DavidDouglasFord.com

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My Life Story by YOU!

MY LIFE STORY: As Lived and Written by YOU! is the simple and fun way for anyone to record the smiles and memories of a lifetime. A fill-in-the-blanks format, a joyful experience, and a family legacy rolled into one. Autobiography made easy!

The Art of Unemployment

ON UNEMPLOYMENT & RENTING AN AUTOMOBILE TOW DOLLY - is an essay about not finding work, a car that refuses to work, and what to do when your life itself seems to no longer work. Presented here solely to make you laugh, whether you're working or not. (From the book:  THE ART OF UNEMPLOYMENT AND THE SCIENCE OF AUTOMOTIVE REPAIR)

In The Likeness

THE LAST DAY SPENT IN THE GARDEN is a firsthand narrative about the original fall of man. Not a religious piece, but simply a retelling of the saddest story that could ever be written or conceived. (From the book:  IN THE LIKENESS)

Into The Very Heart

MAN OVERBOARD - PRESUMED LOST is a fictional tale as if written by the least likeable character of all time.  What?! No, not David Douglas Ford - Jonah!  How the funny little whale of a prophet really ended up in the sea. (From:  INTO THE VERY HEART)

Autobiography Writing Tips

AUTOBIOGRAPHY WRITING TIPS contains ideas on how to set about writing your memoir. Light-hearted approach with some helpful & honest comments about writing in general and your writing style in particular! Don't frown like that, I'm only trying to help.

stop-writing

STOP WRITING SO MUCH WRITING! proves the old adage "Never compose essays while angry!" It's a well intentioned piece and a hilarious essay on the reasons for and against writing anything online. Or anywhere!

Paradise Blogged

PARADISE BLOGGED is an online novel about a blogger who finds himself in heaven. However, something doesn't seem quite right in his new surroundings, so he begins a blog to see if that will help clarify his disquiet.

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"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten,
either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing."

                                                                                                 
- Benjamin Franklin

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